Friday, December 15, 2017

Pranking my mom with fake earplugs.

Please excuse my huge ass nose.  It's in the genetics.
So I was nearly murdered by my mom.  

Long story short, I always have a thing with piercings but I was never allowed to do more other than the normal on earlobe ones.  Yes shocking, a goth with normal piercings.  The fact that I'm afraid of my mom and possible infectious puss actually made my rebellious spirit to chill on that part.

As I'm an adult now (but still scared of mom), buying shit is not longer a problem because I have my own salary and no one ever gonna question about what I purchased, so my creative spirit was like, if you cannot rip out your earlobe, why don't you fake one?

When I saw the fake ear pieces online, I was like;
Credits to Google
So I bought em and got em!!!  And then texted mom *evil grin*

P/s: I don't have the texting screenshot but I'll try to get you guys through this lol

Me: Hi mom! Look!!! Nice ayyy??? *sends photo*
Not the actualy image of me throwing shit to mom but same thing..same thing*
Mom: *trying to control her shit* Yeah nice, but what's is that?

When you showed your mom something, and she saw it and she still ask what is it, you know you gonna get yo ass beat up right? Yeah that's how it was.

Me: Well, I took a time off from the office to get my ears done just now.  You know earplugs.   

Mom: What's earplugs? 
*she knows but it's like a response from her deep denial* 

Me: *actually sent this photo*

Me: Seee...earplugs!!!  Cool right?????  I had it done just now on 1 ear first, then gonna get another one done later.  Mine is quite small coz it's for newbies, they rather not cut it big tho.

Mom:  Stop that shit! You are going to go the hospital and sew that hole back and don't you dare cut the other ear!!!  Stop being stupid and destroying your ears!!!  *and etc.*

Me: But it's nice, I like it :D

Mom: No! Sew it back!!!

Me: Mom, chill...I just got these today...
 
Mom: WTF?!

Me: I had to prank you tho

Mom: I will actually take you back to that place and sew it you know!
 

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K Thanks Baiiii

Friday, September 22, 2017

My Go-To Makeup Kit | Office

Hello again, it's me the morbidly lazy blogger who actually thought of quit blogging forever.  Seriously it's a fcking struggle you guys hahahaha...  

However, there's another hardcore struggle for me tho that is waking up extra early for work just because I need to do my makeup.  Yes the first 6 months into the job of course you still got the hype tho but now, bitch, I'd just wake up, shower and contemplating to kill myself for the next 8 hours.

The first 23 years of my life, I have never thought of having a go-to makeup kit would be a necessity because I have never been this tired and my face have not constantly breaking out as much as it is now but now I finally get it why Benefit selling little makeup kits although it is mainly targeted for travel purpose but as for me it is office worthy.  Apparently I have a lot of makeup in my collection and adding more shit would make me feel guilty to the old ones since I'm not using them that often.  (DEFINITELY BUYING MORE MAKEUP THE SECOND I GET OUT OF THE HOUSE)

Considering I have tons of crap in my vanity, I just had a mini beauty bin journey and shortlisted all my stuff that I might throw out but they still perform well on my face.  So here you go;








Most importantly keeping it minimal in my pouch



Finally it's here!!! | Colorpop Old VS New swatch

Remember like a month ago I wanted to make a swatch of my old and new Colourpop liquid lipstick (matte and metallic)?  

So here you go;

 #colourpop #ultramatteliquidlipstick #ultrametallicliquidlipstick #lax #tulle #embellish #zebra



Their eyeliner pot still sucks.

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

2017 | Birthday Haul

 So yes, I finally turned 24.  Hell fucking yeah!

Nothing much on my birthday tho because I don't like parties, so I just have a good (and emotional breakdown) of myself for the joyous day.  The only regret I had was not taking an annual leave as my boss actually did encourage me for 4 seconds to suppose taking a day off and locked myself in my bedroom.

Being 24 sucks but I have a job now so I can buy all the shit that I wanted tho.  Anyways, thank you to all who wished for a graceful birthday.  

So here's my birthday haul;

1) Jefferee Star Velour Lip Scrub in Orange Soda

Only 2 words can describe this: FUCKING DELICIOUS

This lip scrub is sugar-based and very safe to lick and swallow.  Not to mention that my fat ass can't stop licking this thing and probably has smoother lips than a baby's butt.

2) Colorpop Creme Gel Pot in Call Me

I ordered Swerve but got this one instead.  Okay I can accept that.  However, this eyeliner is fucking horrible.  Maybe I'm cursed when it comes to gel pot eyeliner but seriously it is dry and gets drier really fast on my eyelids.  I even use a Sigma angled eyeliner brush tip but still drawing a line is very impossible form me.

Seriously I need help on softening this formula.  Any ideas?

3) Colorpop Ultra Matte/Metallic Liquid Lipstick in Embellish and Zebra

These 2 formulas all I can say is EXCELLENT!!!  I was looking for a very dark brown lipstick and I just found my lips soul matte mate.  The metallic Zebra just blew my mind because it is very comfortable.

Oh well, I guess I'll continue the color swatch of these new liquid lippies compared to my old 2015 ones.

Thanks for reading, have a nice day.

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Recollections Creative Year Unicorn Spiral Planner | What's inside?

SPOILER ALERT

Well holo again everyone.  As today I'm going to share to you guys my new Recollection's spiral bound planner which I'm suppose to use it for next year, HOWEVER it is an 18-month planner and starts from July 2017, so yeah I started using it already.  

Bitch, this planner is thick as fuck!!  Not to mention the paper quality as for me is excellent compared to the lame thin Typo planner papers.  Basically Micheal's made this as a dupe for Erin Condren (as you can see the physicals features of it) and a little bit of Mambi's Happy Planner inspired on the inside.  

No, you will not get this in Malaysia unless you get to find a personal shopper to buy it for you and no Micheal's don't ship to Malaysia, I've contacted their customer service beforehand.  I had a wonderful journey with my personal shopper who is also a planner addict and she made her brother who study in USA to get it for us.  Thank you so much again :D

Oh well, let's have a look what's inside. 



Are you ready guys? Here we go...





July 2017

After this I'll show only the dividers of each month.

August 2017 (and my birthday month)

September 2017

October 2017

November 2017

December 2017

January 2018

February 2018

March 2018

April 2018

May 2018

June 2018

July 2018

August 2018

September 2018

October 2018

November 2018

December 2018

Notes pages

Grid pages

Stickers

More stickers

More more stickers

More and more and more stickers

2 sided pocket file

Ziplock pocket



Told ya it's thick


When I received this, BITCH I'M SHOOK!!!

However, I truly hate the dividers.  I was expecting for something extra and over the top Unicorn-y just like the back cover but they're just some pastel blerghhh.  I saw dividers of other planners in this spiral collection and they're more (dopier?) than this.  The only thing the boosts it's sale is the shaker front cover.  

Cover (which you can removed just like EC): 5/5
Dividers: 2/5
Printing & other features: 4.5/5
Paper quality: 10/5 (seriously I love the quality)
Overall: 4.8/5

Still worth it!

I'll have to forget the idea of getting a Ban.do planner for next year.  This is very enough for me to use as personal planner for next year tho..   Why I said personal? Because I have another new binder for my business planning.  

Very well, thank you so much for reading this entry. 
Happy planning!!!
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